Seriously, Bolton.
Fuck you.
One, I’ve seen you in all your post-WW2 English architectural glory. You are hideous. And your football team reflects this.
Yes, I predicted Atletico to win the entire UEFA Cup. Why shouldn’t I? Why should I think that some awful hoof-ball, bullshit team would beat them out?
…because that’s exactly what happened. It’s exactly what happened you…you pricks. 1-0 at home and 0-0 away? What a fucking surprise, Bolton.
Fun fact: “Bolton” takes its name from an ancient Gaelic word meaning “those with passable sporting abilities with shit entertainment value.”
Postscript: Don’t worry Sagnol…you’ll get yours.
