Archive for May, 2008

06
May
08

Volkswagen: Verstehen Sie Irony?

I was like, Emiliooooooo!

Yet another shirt sponsor was announced earlier today, this one involving the oft over hyped DC Whonited, who abandoned their famous Adidas inspired three horizontal stripes at the start of the season (and in turn played the first few games in a hideous solid black kit that looked more like a training jersey than one fit for matchplay) in favor of a brand-spakin’-new Volkswagen logo. The deal struck seems rather lucrative, set to pump $14 million into the club over the next five years, an option at naming rights for DC’s fictional new soccer specific stadium, and even free parking to the first 50 VW cars that pull into the lot on gameday. Now to some, this might seem like a rather positive step for D(i)C(k), and the league as a whole, to have yet another successful and recognizable company on board. However, I can’t help but feel my conspiracy theory paranoia rearing its ugly head…

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04
May
08

be fucking honest.

It doesn’t matter how you feel about Manchester United. It doesn’t matter how you feel about Christiano Ronaldo. Either way, you have to admit the guy has had a sick as fuck season. How sick exactly? How about you try scoring your 40th goal of the season in the Premiership with your dick and make it look as if you’re so bored you might drift off to sleep at any second. (1:50-2:40)

Yeah… thought so.

04
May
08

No Excuses This Time

Ok, so maybe Beantown crybabies might cling to the one excuse they actually still have left, whining “We still don’t have Twellman wah wah wah,” then proceed to drown their sorrows with a twelve pack of glass-ridden Sam Adams, put on their favorite Red Sox jersey, rub one out while watching a well worn VHS copy of Good Will Hunting, and pass out on the couch in a pile of what I can only assume is a healthy mix of vomit, urine, semen, and possibly some bloody stool.

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02
May
08

Photo of the Day/Week/Month/Whatever

My girlfriend recently showed me this picture from www.wintrest.com. It’s from a series of pictures entitled “If Celebrities Lived in Oklahoma.” Do you recognize this celebrity power couple?

02
May
08

Much overdue and about nothing

Well ladies and gents, we’re now a solid 6 weeks into the season without a single post.

Oops.

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